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Ink-and-watercolor portrait of Clados, crowned with golden oyster mushrooms and robed in moss green, stepping from a river with a staff holding a glowing orb.
Goddess of Lakes and Rivers

Clados

The Surface One · The Traveler · From the Lands to the Seas

Always going somewhere. Usually downhill.

DomainWater · FreshSacred mushroomGolden oyster

Clados is the goddess of lakes and rivers in the Church of Meh. Clados is named for one of the most widespread fungal families on Earth, which suits a goddess who gets everywhere. Clados runs over the land, through the stone, and out into the sea, and has never once taken the direct route.

There were Phomos and Clados, who became the god of the oceans, and the goddess of lakes, and rivers. Their moods are tidal. Their patience is geological. They have never once been in a hurry, and they find the urgency of land-dwelling things faintly amusing.

The Book of Spores
Sacred mushroom

Golden oyster

Pleurotus citrinopileatus

Bright yellow clusters that look like someone spilled sunlight on a log.

Never eat a wild mushroom without expert identification.

Scrolls yet unwritten

The story keeps growing

  • The Protaxiel, Clados and Phomos situation.
Sacred sites

Where Clados is said to linger

  • Buffalo National RiverArkansas, USA

    America's first national river, and still undammed.

  • Pierres du NitonLake Geneva, Switzerland

    Two glacial boulders in the lake. The larger once served as Switzerland's reference point for measuring altitude.

  • Plitvice Lakes National ParkCroatia

    Sixteen terraced lakes joined by waterfalls.

Maps and all thirty sites →

The blessing of CladosGo around it. Water always finds a way, and it never makes a fuss.

Take Clados home: phone wallpaper · night version