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Ink-and-watercolor portrait of Phomos, a bearded sea-elder in deep blue robes, crowned with branching coral fungus, holding a staff topped with a glowing blue orb.
God of Oceans and Seas

Phomos

The Deep One · Crashes Upon the Shores

In no hurry. Never has been.

DomainWater · SaltSacred mushroomCrown-tipped coral

Phomos is the god of oceans and seas in the Church of Meh. Phomos is named for a fungus that lives in deep-sea sediment, which tells you most of what you need to know. Phomos is slow, deep, and far more interested in what things become than in what they currently are.

There were Phomos and Clados, who became the god of the oceans, and the goddess of lakes, and rivers. Their moods are tidal. Their patience is geological. They have never once been in a hurry, and they find the urgency of land-dwelling things faintly amusing.

The Book of Spores
Sacred mushroom

Crown-tipped coral

Artomyces pyxidatus

A branching fungus that looks like it wandered up from a reef and stayed on a rotting log.

Never eat a wild mushroom without expert identification.

Scrolls yet unwritten

The story keeps growing

  • What really happened between Protaxiel, Clados and Phomos. Teamwork, a love triangle, or a betrayal. Possibly all three.
Sacred sites

Where Phomos is said to linger

  • Morro RockMorro Bay, California, USA

    An ancient volcanic plug standing in the sea.

  • Es VedràIbiza, Spain

    A limestone island rising straight out of the Mediterranean.

  • Los Arcos Marine ParkPuerto Vallarta, Mexico

Maps and all thirty sites →

The blessing of PhomosLet it wash over you. Then let it go back out.

Take Phomos home: phone wallpaper · night version