The gods have favorite places. All of them are real.
Each god of the Church of Meh is said to favor a few places on Earth, and every one of them is real: volcanic plugs, tidal bays, terraced lakes, stone hoodoos, and the forest floor in Oregon where a single honey mushroom spreads across thousands of acres.
Several of these places are sacred to living peoples and other faiths. The gods of the Web are guests there. Please visit gently, follow local guidance, and leave nothing but spores.
Prozyfai
Prime Creator · The Outward- Bell Rock
Sedona, Arizona, USAFind on a map ↗ - Mount Olympus
GreeceThe gods of other traditions also liked it here. Prozyfai does not mind sharing.
Find on a map ↗ - Mount Ararat (Ağrı Dağı)
TürkiyeFind on a map ↗
Rezyfai
Prime Creator · The Inward- Mushroom Rock
Sedona, Arizona, USAFind on a map ↗ - Glastonbury Tor
Somerset, EnglandA sacred hill to many traditions. Rezyfai is a guest here too. Visit with respect.
Find on a map ↗ - Askot Musk Deer Sanctuary
Uttarakhand, IndiaFind on a map ↗
Phomos
God of Oceans and Seas- Morro Rock
Morro Bay, California, USAAn ancient volcanic plug standing in the sea.
Find on a map ↗ - Es Vedrà
Ibiza, SpainA limestone island rising straight out of the Mediterranean.
Find on a map ↗ - Los Arcos Marine Park
Puerto Vallarta, MexicoFind on a map ↗
Clados
Goddess of Lakes and Rivers- Buffalo National River
Arkansas, USAAmerica's first national river, and still undammed.
Find on a map ↗ - Pierres du Niton
Lake Geneva, SwitzerlandTwo glacial boulders in the lake. The larger once served as Switzerland's reference point for measuring altitude.
Find on a map ↗ - Plitvice Lakes National Park
CroatiaSixteen terraced lakes joined by waterfalls.
Find on a map ↗
Protaxiel
God of Earth and Stone- Toadstool Hoodoos
Utah, USABalanced rock caps on pale pillars. The stone, doing its best mushroom impression.
Find on a map ↗ - Rapa Nui (Easter Island)
ChileSacred to the Rapa Nui people. The gods are guests here. Visit with respect.
Find on a map ↗ - Mount Kailash
TibetSacred to several living faiths and never climbed. Protaxiel admires it from a respectful distance.
Find on a map ↗
Chromusu
God of Fire and Metals- Mauna Kea
Hawaiʻi, USAA sacred mountain to Native Hawaiians. Visit with respect.
Find on a map ↗ - Río Tinto
Huelva, SpainA blood-red, iron-rich river, mined for thousands of years.
Find on a map ↗ - Mount Kenya
KenyaFind on a map ↗
Balidris
Goddess of Air and Wind- Mount Fuji
JapanFind on a map ↗ - Yosemite
California, USAFind on a map ↗ - Trolltunga
NorwayA tongue of rock jutting over the void. Ideal for releasing things.
Find on a map ↗
Soliphon
God of the Sun- Valley of Dreams
New Mexico, USABadlands of hoodoos and strange stone shapes.
Find on a map ↗ - Machu Picchu
PeruFind on a map ↗ - Si Thep
ThailandAn ancient city, named a UNESCO World Heritage Site in 2023.
Find on a map ↗
Luneth
Goddess of the Moon- Cumberland Falls
Kentucky, USAOne of the few places on Earth where you can regularly see a moonbow.
Find on a map ↗ - Bay of Fundy
Nova Scotia, CanadaHome of the highest tides in the world. Luneth's showpiece.
Find on a map ↗ - Abisko National Park
SwedenFamous for clear night skies and the northern lights.
Find on a map ↗
Mycelius
Ruler of the Suspor- Malheur National Forest
Oregon, USAHome of an Armillaria colony spread across thousands of acres, often called the largest organism on Earth.
Find on a map ↗ - Crystal Falls
Michigan, USAHome of the original “Humongous Fungus.”
Find on a map ↗ - Uluru
Northern Territory, AustraliaSacred to the Aṉangu people. Climbing has been banned since 2019. Admire it from the ground.
Find on a map ↗